##Latest## Happy Valentines Day Quotes/Jokes - Valentine Day

##Latest## Happy Valentines Day Quotes/Jokes

Valentines Day Jokes

Hello guys…. Today I’m gonna tell you about happy valentines day quotes. Valentines day is very special day of valentines day week. It is really a huge day to express your love. You can impress your partner with valentines day jokes. Here are some funny jokes & some happy valentines day quotes.

Latest Happy Valentines Day Quotes

  1. How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the stark shapes of trees on the quivering summit of the hill? A kiss, and all was said. Happy Valentines Day Quotes

  2. You are always new, the last of your kisses was ever the sweetest.

  3. For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. Happy Valentines Day Quotes

  4. This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. Happy Valentines Day Quotes

  5. If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.

  6. A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady.

  7. If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you. Happy Valentines Day Quotes

  8. I’d rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.

  9. We are most alive when we’re in love.

  10. Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone – we find it with another.

  11. They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.

  12. I’d kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs.

  13. Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine.

  14. Where there is great love, there are always wishes.

  15. The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. Happy Valentines Day Quotes

  16. A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.

  17. I know of only one duty, and that is to love.

  18. Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. Happy Valentines Day Quotes

  19. The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along. Happy Valentines Day Quotes

  20. The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.

  21. Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey.

  22. Soul meets soul on lovers’ lips.

  23. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

  24. If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.

     

Valentines Day Jokes

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day.
What do you think it means?”
“You shall know tonight”, he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it. She found a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams”.

Valentines Day Jokes


A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter systematically pasting “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. The guy’s curiosity gets the better of him and he walks up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

The man says, “I’m sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”
“But why?” asks the guy.
The man replies, “I’m a divorce lawyer.”

Valentines Day Jokes


It was Valentine’s day and John and Danielle’s first date. They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the film to start. The screen finally lit up with a flashy advertisement for the cinema’s concession stand. John and Danielle realised that there was no sound. The film began but the silence continued.

Suddenly, out of the darkness, an irritated voice in the crowd loudly shouted’, Okay, who’s got the remote control?’

Valentines Day Jokes


Jonny asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine’s Day.

‘Yes,’ came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, ‘I’ve bought her a belt and a bag.’

‘That was very kind of you,’ Jonny added, ‘I hope she appreciated the thought.’

Tony smiled as he replied, ‘So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.’

Valentines Day Jokes


Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren’t blue, they’re violet, hence the name
I’ve got OCD
And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Valentines Day Jokes


I sent my wife Katie a Valentine’s Day card. It read:

“To my Katty,
I want to fill you in the way you filled my soul.”

Fucking Moon pig, they got the Ks and the Fs mixed up.

Valentines Day Jokes

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